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WHALEWORX \u00b7 SOUTH DOCK, CHICAGO<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A whale surfaced on the South Side.<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Nobody\u2019s put it back. Whaleworx is everything that turned up around it \u2014 sold the way it was found, one enormous object at a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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View the collection<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n
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Everything here reads like a found-object catalog, not a product grid.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Objects are presented enormous, numbered like specimens, and described the way a warehouse foreman or a museum registrar would \u2014 plainly, by material and dimension, never by marketing adjective. No grid of thumbnails competing for attention. One object at a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The collection is still being catalogued. New specimens are tagged and added as they\u2019re recovered.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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DOCK 3 \u00b7 NEW THIS WEEK<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Specimens are being catalogued.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Check back soon, or get in touch to hear when the first lot goes up.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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