Description
Every ship needs a boot jack, and this one’s a bug. A cast-iron beetle with a scaled, fish-net shell, ribbed legs tucked at its sides, and two long antennae that curl out at the tips. Plant yer foot on its back, slip yer heel into the V between those feelers, and pull. Off comes the boot, no deckhand required.
Flip it over and it’s hollow-cast, with a rounded cup behind the head and a small drilled hole at the tail so it can hang on a nail by the door when it’s off duty. The whole beast wears an even coat of brown rust, the color of an old Chicago fire escape.
Beetle jacks like this have been cast for well over a century, and plenty of newer ones have been made in the old style, so the Captain makes no claims on its age. Works as a boot jack, a doorstop, a paperweight, or the strangest wall hook on your block.








